January 2011
Can I just cry?
First reason for wanting to cry : my parents don’t care about my birthday
Second reason : I’m exhausted from work and my dad is forcing me to babysit his stubborn dog
Reason three : the ass of a dog eats one bite of food and then wants to go out. And my dad forces me to go out into the pouring rain
Reason four : my parents are calling me stupid and moron just...
“I’m suppose to be working but I’m cheating on tumble ㄲㄲㄲㄲㄲ”
“I just don’t get it. When I’m alone, I want to be surrounded by people. But when...”
– Chanele Retuya (via doraemonster)
“Lily
Michelle : Someone who says “Oi!!!” in the...”
– lols this is what my friend wrote about me on Facebook.
365 Days of food: RICOTTA CHEESESCAKE →
thebellyrulesthemind:
Creamy, delicious and not too sweet. This formula for cheesecake can be modified to any flavorings you can imagine. Popular with stoners, it will disappear quickly!
1 8 oz. package cream cheese
1 c. whole ricotta cheese
1/3 c. sugar
1 t. lemon zest
1/4 t. almond extract
1/2 t. vanilla
your parents
My parents are just like any other parents. They’re domineering, strict, think they are the coolest, forever naggy and I think they’ve forgotten what its like to be my age (which is a huge surprise since the age gap between my parents and me is like 20 years). The only exception is that normal parents either just straight out buy they kid what they want or don’t buy it for them...
Top Likes of the Day
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
